Attractive teachers

Imagine you've got a really important test next week and all you've been doing for the past few days is revision. It's one of those end-of-year science tests and you've been getting low grades throughout the whole year. Your parents said that if you fail this one, they'll take away your phone and you'll be grounded for ever.
And then you go to school, with your exercise book filled with notes, just to hear that your favourite chemistry teacher is ill and you're going to have a cover teacher for the whole week. You think it's not that bad, untill you realise that your cover is this young, attractive male and all your hard work is wasted.
You decide that you're still going to do your best, so you go to your class, sit at your usual seat and open up all your notes. You start reading them, and the he comes in. He starts the lesson yet all you're able to do is stare at him and imagine things you wouldn't want anyone to know you've been thinking about.
And then, of course, you fail the test, get your phone taken away, get grounded, then you lose your friends because you didn't talk to them for such a long time. Then everyone forgets about you and you're a loner now. Then, on a dull, rainy day, you die of depression and sadness.
And all of this happened because of one, fit teacher.
Yes, attractive teachers are hell on earth.

Tori

School Uniforms

School uniforms are just amazing, aren’t they? They keep you warm and everyone is equal. They are also suitable for all kind of weathers, right?! Well, unless you’re some freak coming from Africa and you get cold when it’s 20^OC. It’s not like we’re gonna get cold in the middle of June! Who the hell would go out in summer and be like: ‘oh no! It’s so hot. I better go back and wear a jumper!’

Well, teachers must really hate us. I guess that’s true. No, it has to be true. Or maybe they love us so much, they don’t want us to get cold? Or maybe they’re just stupid? No. They definitely hate us.

And you know what’s even more ridiculous? We have the same uniform in winter! Yep, that’s right. The school expects us to wear this thing when it’s 20^OC as well as when it’s -5^OC. And those people want to educate us? Really? I guess it should be the other way around. At least we know how to get dressed properly…

And then they’re angry because our attendance is low. Well, of course it’s low! No wonder why we get ill so often, if out head teacher just loves to see us boil.

And then they get angry with us, when we refuse to wear them while they’re wearing normal, summer clothes. How ironic is that?! To be honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if the teachers wouldn’t make it through one day in these uniforms. Actually, I would like to see them, all sweaty and itchy, trying to hide in the school while they are being forced to sit in the tennis courts, exposed to sun, because year 11s are doing their GCSE’s. I’d like to see their red faces, as they feel their hot blood rushing through their veins and as droplets of sweat appear on their faces. Wouldn't that just be amazing? I'd do anything just to see them try to go through what we go through everyday.

Tori